Nothing can be worse than shitting your pants at work.
Once you pull that off, you'll always be a clerk.
A terrible stench spread through the conf'rence room;
My boss's expression showed I had sealed my doom.
Now women jeer when they pass me in the halls,
And ev'ry morning I endure jokes and harsh catcalls.
In my Attends, I dread cruelty at my job.
So what if I stink? You shouldn't be a snob.
People love to laugh if you're wearing a diaper;
They better watch out! Don't make me go all sniper.