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Ded Objekts In Veevoh  
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 More options Oct 13 2008, 4:39 am
Newsgroups: rec.arts.poems, misc.kids, alt.politics.democrat, alt.depression.support
From: Ded Objekts In Veevoh <brewh...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca>
Date: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:39:27 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Oct 13 2008 4:39 am
Subject: Re: crappin' one's pants at work (a poem)
On Oct 6, 9:35 pm, OJ Simpson <tariq.1.ra...@spamgourmet.com> wrote:

> Nothing can be worse than shitting your pants at work.
> Once you pull that off, you'll always be a clerk.
> A terrible stench spread through the conf'rence room;
> My boss's expression showed I had sealed my doom.
> Now women jeer when they pass me in the halls,
> And ev'ry morning I endure jokes and harsh catcalls.
> In my Attends, I dread cruelty at my job.
> So what if I stink? You shouldn't be a snob.
> People love to laugh if you're wearing a diaper;
> They better watch out! Don't make me go all sniper.

What I forgot was odour I did know. What I remember was insinuations,
and demonstrations and words that turned a crew. This all became
exaggerated, bent, and flew beyond the words I knew. Those words I
know would mean a future where I returned a favour; one that found too
late those couriers of broken wind on printed paper.

Clerk and lowly staff are nothing torn asunder. In my house they are
one. Unless I let my memory fade and put things off, I will hav more
things to remember. I tossed a telly last decade for threatening my
life. I might hav more to throw if I forget just one more knife.


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