I know I'm going to challenge Atheists with it, and even more so
Theists, but the way to see God is through Masturbation... "Oh my
God!!!"
Say you play Himi Hendrix, smoke a joint, and go in the search for
"you know who." Hey God is all a Mental Masturbation, so you may as
well enjoy the ride.
The plus side for Christians is that they don't have to go to church,
hear the preaching, and waste gas.
> I know I'm going to challenge Atheists with it, and even more so
> Theists, but the way to see God is through Masturbation... "Oh my
> God!!!"
> Say you play Himi Hendrix, smoke a joint, and go in the search for
> "you know who." Hey God is all a Mental Masturbation, so you may as
> well enjoy the ride.
> The plus side for Christians is that they don't have to go to church,
> hear the preaching, and waste gas.
> i dont see why....you seem so full of it...i would have thought you'd
> find it a bit of a relief ;-)
> On Nov 7, 11:49 am, "\"His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I
> \" aka Indiana Banana" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > I know I'm going to challenge Atheists with it, and even more so
> > Theists, but the way to see God is through Masturbation... "Oh my
> > God!!!"
> > Say you play Himi Hendrix, smoke a joint, and go in the search for
> > "you know who." Hey God is all a Mental Masturbation, so you may as
> > well enjoy the ride.
> > The plus side for Christians is that they don't have to go to church,
> > hear the preaching, and waste gas.
> Actually I'm not good at it. I love to play with other monkeys.
> But some do, and my girlfriend is one.
> Is she evil? No, she's far better than most Christians!
> Thank you for your support anyway.
> On Nov 7, 3:56 pm, showmethehoney <alenasha...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> > i dont see why....you seem so full of it...i would have thought you'd
> > find it a bit of a relief ;-)
> > On Nov 7, 11:49 am, "\"His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I
> > \" aka Indiana Banana" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > I know I'm going to challenge Atheists with it, and even more so
> > > Theists, but the way to see God is through Masturbation... "Oh my
> > > God!!!"
> > > Say you play Himi Hendrix, smoke a joint, and go in the search for
> > > "you know who." Hey God is all a Mental Masturbation, so you may as
> > > well enjoy the ride.
> > > The plus side for Christians is that they don't have to go to church,
> > > hear the preaching, and waste gas.
> On Nov 7, 4:01 pm, KingOfTheApes <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Actually I'm not good at it. I love to play with other monkeys.
> > But some do, and my girlfriend is one.
> > Is she evil? No, she's far better than most Christians!
> > Thank you for your support anyway.
> > On Nov 7, 3:56 pm, showmethehoney <alenasha...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> > > i dont see why....you seem so full of it...i would have thought you'd
> > > find it a bit of a relief ;-)
> > > On Nov 7, 11:49 am, "\"His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I
> > > \" aka Indiana Banana" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > I know I'm going to challenge Atheists with it, and even more so
> > > > Theists, but the way to see God is through Masturbation... "Oh my
> > > > God!!!"
> > > > Say you play Himi Hendrix, smoke a joint, and go in the search for
> > > > "you know who." Hey God is all a Mental Masturbation, so you may as
> > > > well enjoy the ride.
> > > > The plus side for Christians is that they don't have to go to church,
> > > > hear the preaching, and waste gas.
On 7 nov, 19:27, showmethehoney <alenasha...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> huh???
> On Nov 7, 4:01 pm, KingOfTheApes <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Actually I'm not good at it. I love to play with other monkeys.
> > But some do, and my girlfriend is one.
> > Is she evil? No, she's far better than most Christians!
> > Thank you for your support anyway.
> > On Nov 7, 3:56 pm, showmethehoney <alenasha...@googlemail.com> wrote:
showmen is a mentally retarded boy who is in Grade 10 but attends
classes with students at the 4th grade level. He is a gifted artist
and the judges thought that his drawing was one of the best. He does
not receive an award, but he does receive our prayers each day that
the demons of retardation be loosed from his soul. We pray that Jesus
will free him from demonic bondage and allow him to be a worthwhile,
productive member of America's Christian society.
> > > i dont see why....you seem so full of it...i would have thought you'd
> > > find it a bit of a relief ;-)
> > > On Nov 7, 11:49 am, "\"His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I
> > > \" aka Indiana Banana" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > I know I'm going to challenge Atheists with it, and even more so
> > > > Theists, but the way to see God is through Masturbation... "Oh my
> > > > God!!!"
> > > > Say you play Himi Hendrix, smoke a joint, and go in the search for
> > > > "you know who." Hey God is all a Mental Masturbation, so you may as
> > > > well enjoy the ride.
> > > > The plus side for Christians is that they don't have to go to church,
> > > > hear the preaching, and waste gas.
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