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KingOfTheApes  
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From: KingOfTheApes <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 13:28:51 -0800 (PST)
Local: Sun, Nov 8 2009 2:28 am
Subject: Re: let's assume a different scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!
C'mon, a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do.

Imagine yourself with a stone axe killing a sabre tooth cat.

Then the gay Christian makes a good bbq out of it.

It almost sounds romantic. ;)

Then the real CAVEMAN appears!

On Nov 7, 4:21 pm, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:


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From: KingOfTheApes <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 13:44:01 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: let's assume a different scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!
On Nov 7, 4:27 pm, sagetea <eamon.m...@gmail.com> wrote:

> > They must taste like chicken, huh? ;)

> Another plan. you study hard and become familiar with wild food plants
> before you get on the plane. With your plant  knowledge you can then
> feed yourself and the christian.
> Everyone gets real healhy and then pulls together to get
> rescued .After rescue comes you invite your new friend to a gathering,
> where they can now serve beans and rice seasoned with wildcrafted
> herbs over at jesus camp. and no one has to ruin a perfectly good axe
> making buzzard bait.

Yes, it makes all the sense in the world. And yet the Christians are
waiting for help from "Above" before doing anything.

They are not even *trying* to be vegetarian.

So we must have the axe ready.


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From: Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 17:03:07 -0500
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Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: let's assume a different scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!

On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 4:28 PM, KingOfTheApes
<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>wrote:

> C'mon, a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do.

> Imagine yourself with a stone axe killing a sabre tooth cat.

> Then the gay Christian makes a good bbq out of it.

> It almost sounds romantic. ;)

> Then the real CAVEMAN appears!

I'm afraid he'd have to kill the poor kitty and I'd have to know it was
cooking before I came out of hiding. Lol.

If I had to kill my own food I'd be a vegetarian.

--
High Priestess of Ribbonology
God Is A Ribbon!
All Hail The Great Ribbon In The Sky
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2009/15oct_ibex.htm?list1303103

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From: KingOfTheApes <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 14:11:05 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: let's assume a different scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!
Don't worry, my dear, the Christians will take of the killing for you.

'The Jungle' is a book written 100 years ago about the meat packing
industry, but still holds true. Everything is about money and profits.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jungle

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From: Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 17:43:07 -0500
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Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: let's assume a different scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!

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<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>wrote:

--
High Priestess of Ribbonology
God Is A Ribbon!
All Hail The Great Ribbon In The Sky
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2009/15oct_ibex.htm?list1303103

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Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 15:17:02 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: let's assume a different scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!

On Nov 7, 11:29 am, KingOfTheApes <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> OK, I know you must be shy, girl, so let's assume a different
> scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!

> Well, that's not far fetched, there's a lot of them who are both
> Christian and gay, either because they really believe in God or just
> because that's part of their CAMOUFLAGE, like they get married all
> time.

> So what would happen between a lady Atheist and a Gay Christian?
> Should they collaborate or eat each other?

LL: It might be easier to eat each other than to collaborate. What a
scene that would be!

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Discussion subject changed to "Christianism, Atheism and Cannibalism" by His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I aka Messiah of the Jungle
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From: His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I aka Messiah of the Jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 19:03:24 -0800 (PST)
Local: Sun, Nov 8 2009 8:03 am
Subject: Re: Christianism, Atheism and Cannibalism
Some people are trying to make fun out of this...

Well, let's go with the flow. ;)

On Nov 7, 9:54 pm, Mitchell Holman <noem...@comcast.net> wrote:

> > Christians wont eat hippes because they are too hard to clean.

>     Otherwise they are perfect cannibals.

Nobody's perfect but him...

http://www.watchmoviestreaming.com/pictures/thesilenceofthelambs1.jpg


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His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I aka Messiah of the Jungle  
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From: His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I aka Messiah of the Jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 19:04:52 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: let's assume a different scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!
In the jungle you often have two choices: EAT OR BE EATEN!

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From: Doris Ragland <dr4...@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 19:17:56 -0800
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Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: let's assume a different scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!

And what do you eat???

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Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 19:18:29 -0800
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Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: let's assume a different scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!

P.S. I am glad I am not in the Jungle...


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From: His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I aka Messiah of the Jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 19:22:10 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: let's assume a different scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!
I'm omnivorous.

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From: His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I aka Messiah of the Jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 19:24:40 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: let's assume a different scenario: the Christian guy is GAY!
But you may apply many laws from the jungle to society.

For example, I told this cop about some predators in the area I live
and he told me, "BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS."

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Discussion subject changed to "I'd probably choose the Hare Khrisnas" by His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I aka Messiah of the Jungle
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From: His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I aka Messiah of the Jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 19:56:26 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: I'd probably choose the Hare Khrisnas
Let me clarify, Doris, I'm looking for a better diet all the time and
that I'd be glad to become a vegetarian.

If I chose a religion, I'd probably choose the Hare Khrisnas for their
awesome vegetarian meals.

Christians are fat because they eat junk food and are lazy.

So it sounds like being a Christian is a risk factor.

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Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 22:07:47 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: I'd probably choose the Hare Khrisnas
Originally Posted by USAZorro
"You didn't set the scenario very well, but I'd presume we're in
walking distance of a fast food joint, so yeah - I'd make the first
move and suggest a Wendy's double with cheese. Hold the onion though."

***

American culture has really taken fast food to all the corners of the
world.

But let's assume this takes place in the high peaks of the Andes where
a crash just like the one I present really happened...

We know the Christians love hamburgers.


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Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: Christianism, Atheism and Cannibalism

Yes, I remember when it happened, and read about it in the local newspapers.
They did not kill someone in order to *eat* them however.
To stay alive they did eat of those who had died in the crash.  They stayed
alive.
To say that it is wrong -- a body of *flesh* is food for the animals - and
food for us.
The *spirit* of the dead would have already gone to their reward -- which
way they went, we don't know!! - so?
Are you questioning whether this might happen again and what would you do?
My feeling on this is - most people have disease of some kind going on in
them - today they take so much medicine - would it be that if you were in
this situation, that you would have to go through their things to find out
if the medicines they were taking could kill you?

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His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises  
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From: "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 2009 08:20:28 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: Christianism, Atheism and Cannibalism
I'd say it would be necessary to boil it for at least an hour.

But you must find some sort of way to make fire. Do you know how to
make fire in the wild?

I forgot.

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Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: Christianism, Atheism and Cannibalism

On Sun, Nov 8, 2009 at 10:20 AM, His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the
Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> I'd say it would be necessary to boil it for at least an hour.

> But you must find some sort of way to make fire. Do you know how to
> make fire in the wild?

> I forgot.

In the instance you quoted -- with snow and ice all around -- to burn the
airplane down would mean that you wouldn't have *shelter from another
storm*.  And, since you need shelter to survive also, I don't know how you
could have a fire.
Also - since no one smokes anymore (that's cigarettes because the government
says, NO!), no one probably is carrying a lighter.  Would a lighter work
under such cold conditions?


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From: "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 2009 09:06:08 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: Christianism, Atheism and Cannibalism
That's right, Thea, resourceful people like you always survive.

Before you go through the trouble to light a fire like an Indian, you
look in the pocket of the dead bodies.

The money may come handy if you survive.

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Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: I'd probably choose the Hare Khrisnas

Some only can drink milk -instead of eating meat speaking of couarse as a
parabable...I happen to know alot of christains that are average- are
skinny- and fat---don't you think you are lumping all Chrisains in one
basket...and I am Christ like--and I am not lazy or fat...silly
,,silly,,silly,,,

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From: "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 2009 10:34:12 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: I'd probably choose the Hare Khrisnas
C'mon the Krishnas are the real thing.

Christians are just like Pagans: There's no particular morality to it,
except cannibalism, maybe...

And the Atheists don't do that either.

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From: Doris Ragland <dr4...@gmail.com>
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Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: Christianism, Atheism and Cannibalism

It sounds like your ship is going down like the Titanic.....is it?

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Subject: Re: Christianism, Atheism and Cannibalism
On Nov 8, 10:55 am, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:

> The *spirit* of the dead would have already gone to their reward -- which
> way they went, we don't know!! - so?

Already? Then, what is the new life of the world to come? If that
world has not yet come, how can spirits of the dead go there? If it
has already come, why are all of us not in that world?

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From: "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 2009 15:16:29 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Re: Christianism, Atheism and Cannibalism
I responded elsewhere.

The Titanic may be going down, but I have my kayaks and canoes.

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Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: Christianism, Atheism and Cannibalism

Thank you, His Majesty - I enjoyed this game.

On Sun, Nov 8, 2009 at 5:16 PM, His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the
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Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: Christianism, Atheism and Cannibalism

Step into my Thread and we will play truth games

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