Is Levi Johnston getting cold feet about his upcoming Playgirl appearance? We hear that the father of Sarah Palin's grandson has been telling folks at the magazine he is worried about how his manhood may look during the shoot. And to make matters worse, one location for the shoot is a chilly ice rink. But Levi's manager, Tank Johnson, tells Page Six, "We haven't had any discussions of that nature at all," and refused to confirm whether Johnson would go full-frontal during the shoot.
> Is Levi Johnston getting cold feet about his upcoming Playgirl appearance? We > hear that the father of Sarah Palin's grandson has been telling folks at the > magazine he is worried about how his manhood may look during the shoot. And to > make matters worse, one location for the shoot is a chilly ice rink. But Levi's > manager, Tank Johnson, tells Page Six, "We haven't had any discussions of that > nature at all," and refused to confirm whether Johnson would go full-frontal > during the shoot.
If his 'manhood' is as big as his IQ, he really does have a problem
> > Is Levi Johnston getting cold feet about his upcoming Playgirl appearance? > > We > > hear that the father of Sarah Palin's grandson has been telling folks at > > the > > magazine he is worried about how his manhood may look during the shoot. And > > to > > make matters worse, one location for the shoot is a chilly ice rink. But > > Levi's > > manager, Tank Johnson, tells Page Six, "We haven't had any discussions of > > that > > nature at all," and refused to confirm whether Johnson would go > > full-frontal > > during the shoot.
> If his 'manhood' is as big as his IQ, he really does have a problem
On the other hand if his pubes are teased into dreads...
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>> > Is Levi Johnston getting cold feet about his upcoming Playgirl >> > appearance? We >> > hear that the father of Sarah Palin's grandson has been telling >> > folks at the >> > magazine he is worried about how his manhood may look during the >> > shoot. And to >> > make matters worse, one location for the shoot is a chilly ice >> > rink. But Levi's >> > manager, Tank Johnson, tells Page Six, "We haven't had any >> > discussions of that >> > nature at all," and refused to confirm whether Johnson would go >> > full-frontal >> > during the shoot.
>> If his 'manhood' is as big as his IQ, he really does have a problem
> On the other hand if his pubes are teased into dreads...
Jeez, tell him to do the rink stuff in a jock (as Michael Ontkean proved could be SO sexy in Slap Shot) and then do the full Monty stuff in a warm studio w/ a fluffer. Duh...
Of course, his peeps know this. This item seems like more PR hype from his "handlers."
In article <Xns9CBA755E82C79bigjmyrealbox...@216.196.97.130>, Big J <b...@myrealbox.com> wrote:
> Jeez, tell him to do the rink stuff in a jock (as Michael Ontkean proved > could be SO sexy in Slap Shot) and then do the full Monty stuff in a warm > studio w/ a fluffer. Duh...
> Of course, his peeps know this. This item seems like more PR hype from > his "handlers."
I'm thinking if they could just Tina Fey to give him a BJ ... well you can see where this is going.
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In our last episode, <copespaz-1FA188.14085505112...@news.eternal-september.org>, the lovely and talented MC broadcast on alt.gossip.celebrities:
> In article ><1b898bef-36d1-4154-826a-219447633...@b15g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>, > computeridiot <fmc...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> If his 'manhood' is as big as his IQ, he really does have a problem > On the other hand if his pubes are teased into dreads...
hey, if you trim the underbrush, the tree looks bigger.
-- Lars Eighner <http://larseighner.com/> September 5910, 1993 289 days since Rick Warren prayed over Bush's third term. Obama: No hope, no change, more of the same. Yes, he can, but no, he won't.
> Is Levi Johnston getting cold feet about his upcoming Playgirl appearance? We > hear that the father of Sarah Palin's grandson has been telling folks at the > magazine he is worried about how his manhood may look during the shoot. And to > make matters worse, one location for the shoot is a chilly ice rink. But Levi's > manager, Tank Johnson, tells Page Six, "We haven't had any discussions of that > nature at all," and refused to confirm whether Johnson would go full-frontal > during the shoot.
I wish this boring guy would disappear. His 15 min. is up!
>> >I'm thinking if they could just Tina Fey to give him a BJ ... well you >> >can see where this is going.
>> If she won't, I will. And how I would love to help him out!
>But do you look like Sarah Palin?
No, but can Sarah pull her teeth out?? That is my house specialty that brings them back again and again. And I am not that old! Getting them pulled was one of the best things I ever did and they (the dentures) are pearl white...and not because of anything that was "splashed" onto them!
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