Prisoner: I Impregnated Kate G. & Octomom
Posted Nov 7th 2009 9:30AM by TMZ Staff, Journal Of Duh (tinyurl.com/
journalofduh)
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1106_kate_octomom_la...
An Illinois prisoner claims his swimmers are responsible for Kate
Gosselin's eight AND Octomom Nadya Suleman's latest litter ... and now
he wants his supposed spawn to come live with him in lockdown.
In the most entertaining handwritten court papers you'll ever read,
Jonathan Lee Riches -- who has filed many lawsuits against celebs in
the past -- wants custody of the Gosselin kids, the Suleman kids, John
Edwards' love child, all the kids on "ABC's 'All My Children'" and
Bristol Palin's child "which Bristol kidnapped from Linda Tripp."
In the awesome papers, filed in Illinois, Riches claims he met Kate
"at a Harrisburg Long John Silvers over octopuss" -- and when Kate
went to a fertility clinic in 2002, his "sperm was added to the mix."
More awesome lines included in the papers:
-- "TLC stands for Torturing Little Children."
-- "Jon Gosselin is really a woman on steroids."
-- "I sued Black History Month."
There's much more awesomeness to be had ... JUST READ THE PAPERS.
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/1106_octo_gosselin_wm.pdf
Tags: all my children, AllMyChildren, bristol palin, BristolPalin,
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Khate Gosselin, as we know her best (worst!):
http://tinypic.com/r/8vtdo6/4
http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/KateGosselin/